Gilbert Gottfried reads 50 Shades of Grey. NSFW.
PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS OFFER HAS EXPIRED — THANKS!
Many of you have been asking me for the audiobook version of The 4-Hour Chef. Now that I control the rights, I’d like to offer it to you… for free.
The offer is at the end of this post, but first…
Who should join me?
I’ll record a lot myself, but I’d like to involve other voice actors for small bits and pieces.
Who would you vote for? Here are some of my favorites. If you like any other them, please Tweet at them using the following format:
“Request! @[insert name] Please narrate a piece of The 4-Hour Chef audiobook! http://amzn.to/LQjLlm @tferriss is a fan.”
For instance:
“Request! @SamuelLJackson Please narrate a piece of The 4-Hour Chef audiobook! http://amzn.to/LQjLlm @tferriss is a fan.”
Here are a few I think would be incredible, even for just a few lines:
– Samuel L. Jackson – @SamuelLJackson
– Patton Oswalt (played “Remy” in Ratatouille) – @PattonOswalt
– Ben Stiller – @RedHourBen
– Morgan Freeman – I’m unsure which Twitter account is real, if any.
– Chuck Norris – Not on Twitter?
– Tony Robbins – @TonyRobbins
– Neil Gaiman – @NeilHimself
– Brad Garrett (played “Gusteau” in Ratatouille) – Not on Twitter?
Who am I missing? Any requests?
The Offer
Here’s the offer, good only until tomorrow (Saturday) at 10AM PST (1pm EST):
– Buy one (1) hardcover copy of The 4-Hour Body (BODY) and fill out this form. You’re all set.
– Or… if you buy three (3) hardcover copies of The 4-Hour Body (BODY), you’ll get both the audiobook for free and my $299 CreativeLIVE course described here for free. Just purchase the 3 books on Amazon and fill out this form.
– Give extra books to close friends and family who can use them. Challenge them to join the current DietBet.
NOTE: If you already bought three books this week through the last promo, you’re automatically getting the audiobook 🙂 Otherwise, alas, only new orders count.
What will it be like?
I’ve never had a chance to make an audiobook myself and intend to make this one VERY fun and unusual. It will necessarily omit the recipes and be abridged, but there’s a lot of room for creativity.
Completing it could take a few months, but it will be well worth it. If you buy The 4-Hour Body with this promotion, you’ll get the audiobook (free) at least a month before anyone else.
If I think up more cool opportunities, you’ll be the first people to hear about it.
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What do you think about Norm MacDonald?
I'd buy the Yellow Pages audio track if David Sedaris was narrating.
Liev Schreiber. His narration is awesome.
Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) would be awesome Or Ricky Jervais (@rickygervais)?
I would love to hear portions read by Patrick Stewart, Ron Perlman, and Sean Bean.
For those of us who got in on the last promo,will we need to resubmit the receipts?
I own all three books workweek in hardcover and Body and Chef via kindle. Where does that leave someone like myself?
Tim, this is Awesome! Congrats on retaining the rights and more importantly, having fun with them! I can't wait to listen to the book. I prefer listening to them while running…. Have fun! I'll tweet my suggestions. -Ryan
Awesome! I would die to hear Samuel L Jackson, Patton Oswalt, and Morgan Freeman in your book! Mr. Freeman makes everything sound… so… intellectual! I'm ready to go with the last 3-book deal, and I just got on the DietBet last night. Ready to claim my prize packages 🙂 The last Random Show was awesome by the way, I'm glad Tumbleweed is getting lots of attention, I've been convincing my wife it would be a great idea.
Tim, two people you should also consider: 1) Don LaFontaine (@DLFVoiceOverLab), he's the movie preview guy! He would be awesome! 2) Ricky Gervais (@RickyGervais). Best of luck!
You need Mr. T on the list
Sean Connery, Ellen Degeneres, Mike Myers. Dany Bhoy for a sexy scottish addition (actually they're all scots except for ellen, come to think of it). Perhaps they could be in the scottish section of the book. And Ellen likes to drink, too.
@wilw Wil Wheaton would be great!
I bought your book at the JCC in Palo Alto during your Commonwealth Club lecture and never received a receipt. Therefore I cannot take a screen shot of the receipt. What can I do instead?
Tim, morgan freeman is dead!
George Takei would be awesome @GeorgeTakei
Gid-e-up The narrator for 4HWW (Ray Porter) has an awesome voice. However hearing it spoken from Tim and others will be even better. Maybe include Ray for part of it..
Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew). Bought the 3 books as well as the 4 hours body book yesterday after the 3 copies. Keep it going !
You must have Christopher Walken
If I buy the books in the UK does it still count ? I mean we don't have the hardcover version here !
Seth Rogan and Jack Black are both great at voiceovers and would have a good feel for the humor and irreverent bits.
Hey Tim, I would love a free copy of this as an audiobook. I have 4hr work and 4hr body on audio and I am constantly playing bookmarked sections for my students to inspire them during their lessons (i teach drivers ed). I just got the hard copy of 4hr chef last week…loving it so far, just finished the meta section. I'm really not planning on getting the hard copy of body, I also teach yoga and i incorporate a lot of your lessons into my own. From the meta section alone there is so much I could offer to my driving students… anyhow, thanks anyway. I'll be contacting you and your henchmen in the future when I am in need of consultation. Peace!
I know this would be a cool one leonard nimoy. I would listen to a book the he is reading
Hey tim if you want to add some flair go with Marc Thompson – @CaptainEhud he has done a tone of starwars audiobooks
Patton Oswalt was the first that came to mind.
Sam Jackson.
Powerful Tim Ferriss, but how could you forget Joe Rogan? How dare you.
Jeff Bridges, obviously.
Jim Gaffigan is a must have for some of the food portions!
Nathan Fillion – @nathanfillion — would be hard to get better than that.
You need some "up vote" power here.
Hey Tim If we MISSED the last promo, does it still apply where if we already purchased a copy (say back in 2010) we only have to buy two? Thanks!!
I purchased the 4 hour body hard cover and the digital edition when it came out. So you have a promo for the 4 hour chef audiobook for that combo? Thanks, John
Also, how about Kevin Rose reading a small portion?
Stefan Rudnicki and/or Scott Brick and / or Rene Auberjonois
Tim, I live in China and on Amazon in China your book is about 4 times more expensive than Amazon.com: http://www.amazon.cn/The-4-Hour-Chef-The-Simple-Path-to-Cooking-Like-a-Pro-Learning-Anything-and-Living-the-Good-Life-Ferriss-Timothy/dp/0547884591/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1359167185&sr=8-1 I only can buy on Amazon in China. Or I'd be happy to get an e-book but I don't think it exists. Do you think if I buy this 4 times more expensive version I can get a deal with CreativeLIVE course? Otherwise it makes sense for me to just hold up until audiobook or e-book is out and just buy that.
I didn't buy the book through Amazon but on a the proxy site that I set up with you when there was the contest to sell the most books. What can I do to be included for the contest. Thank You. Take care.
I think Robin Williams! He caan do so many voices, and I've heard him reading seriously! He is awesome! Now how to get the free audiobook? thanks!
I think Robin Williams! He can do so many voices, and I've heard him reading seriously! He is awesome! Now how to get the free audiobook? thanks!
Jack Black would be great for the dubbing.
Jack Black for dubbing (@JackBlack42) please. Sorry I forgot to insert the Twitter id in the previous comment.
How about inviting unheard of people to read? As a listener to documentaries and books I've tired of some voices… I would like to read parts of your book. In recent days I've been sharing your work with others. On it!
I volunteer!
In all seriousness, I think you should get William Shatner to read a recipe like it's a love poem.
Dude, you need some women on that list 🙂 How about Tina Fey @TinaFey123 or like Drew Barrymore or something @DrewBarrymore6 – (the latter just because I recently saw that she is really into good food & wine. I am sure you can think up some others!) xoxo~M
hey Tim You are ignoring your overseas booksellers here. I own a Dymocks Store in Sydney NSW Australia and I imported some copies from Ingrams and have sold them through my store. Please don't just spruik Amazon please you do have others booksellers internationally and we have supported your las 2 books too.
Hi Tim, How about "Mad Rog" – trying his best with voice acting, reality tv and movies in Thailand/Asia and inspired by your books and the attitude of if you try/ask/pursue (persuade) you might get there/succeed 😉 (If you remember any Thai I would add '555' to this comment/request) “Request! @MadRog Please narrate a piece of The 4-Hour Chef audiobook! http://amzn.to/LQjLlm @tferriss might let you narrate a little bit for his audiobook!”
Tim Please do not ignore your overseas booksellers. I imported copies of 4 HOur Chef from Ingrams and have sold them through my store. I have also supported your last 2 books. While I understand your loyalty to Amazon other Bricks and Mortar stores are out there and trying to survive. How about something that those who have bought your books from us and paricipate in?
You forgot Samuel Jackson. He IS on Twitter. 🙂
Hahahaha holy fuck is this wrong!! Nice, Gilbert!
Amy Poehler Christopher Titus James Earl Jones John Cleese John O'Hurley (Seinfeld's Peterman!) Maya Rudolph
does this mean that the deadline to get the video course has been also extended until Saturday?
Have you seen how all the presidents of USA have narrated their own audio books – eg: My life, audacity of hope. I think Neil Gaiman does his aswell. Anyways- looking forward to hearing you. Also you could try to add flavor with Tyra Banks or class with Gaimen. And Sam Jackson would be perfect.
Vladmir Kulick and Christopher Plummer!!! Both did awesome voiceover for Skyrim!!!
Hi Tim, Will there be a way to access recipes if we have only the audio version of The 4 Hour Chef?
Maaaan Freeman would be great!
I think Jason Bateman would be a great choice..
Liev Schreiber is amazing, Peter Coyote would be great for outdoorsy/nature-related bits, and of course the great Stephen Fry is always perfect for narration. Glad to hear you are recording some of it yourself. I think you have a very good speaking voice. Don't be afraid to use it more!
Tim – how about having reader/fan/follower read a small section? You've made a huge impact on millions of fans & I think it would be a cool nod at your huge dedicated fan base (you may get the title of first best seller to do this). I'll even nominate myself as fan numero uno. You inspired me to live a life worthy of a kick ass obituary. So far, (35 years) here's a few of the things that can be listed when I die; father, online ordained reverend (performed 4 marriages so far), undercover narcotics detective, real estate business, and I'd love to add a voice actor to my ever growing list. Carpe diem – Ed
Keith David is awesome as the voice for all the Navy ads.
Easy – you gotta be @charliesheen baby. TW
Um, James Earl Jones?!? What can be better than having Darth Vader do an audiobook for you. And I thought Gary Oldman. Just because, well, he's Gary Oldman. I'm sure he can read the phonebook and make it sound good.
No women suggested on this list? What's that about? Miss Piggy Lady Gaga Diane Sawyer Bette Midler Dolly Pardon Whooping Goldberg
How about going back on Adam Carolla's and Joe Rogan's podcast and while there have them record a piece.
You gotta have James Earl Jones! Probly not on Twitter though. –@thebrianatwood
Hi, I bought the advanced copy hard cover that was supposed to be a signed version it arrived unsigned. Never got around to figuring out who to report this to. Anyways, I love the idea for an audio book, I loved the Audio version of The Four Hour Work Week.
Oh typical that I bought The 4 hour body book ''a year ago!'' 😉
I lean towards comedians like Chris Hardwick ( @nerdist) or Pete Holmes (@peteholmez). Can't wait for the audiobook!
Dude, Tim. Your title is such a marketing ploy. It's not free. You have to buy 3 copies of the book to get it "free." You should be ashamed man. Come on! Shady.
Anyone from Downton Abbey, ESPECIALLY the servants with their Northern accents. Damn, I love that cast.
Hi Tim, I love your Book. I got it as a present, so I don´t have a receipt. *cry*
joe rogan
Jeremy Irons and / or Alan Rickman. Don't tell me that wouldn't be incredible!
Slim Charles from the Wire
Tim, Congratulations on your new adventure into recording! I like Ed's idea of the fan recording, and would like to volunteer as numero two. Nice neutral Canadian accent, and free, because I "Value Learning Over Money"! Wishing you every success, JoAnne (@lassieowl)
jim carrey as vera de milo
Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory -Jim Parsons Oprah Capt. James T. Kirk – Willam Shatner Morphious from Matrix – Laurence Fishburne The Architect from Mattix James Earl Jones – Darth Vader Voice Me @ronnronnronn Eminem in rap style Girl from Enigma Gandolph the Wizard
Johnny Depp? The best audio book narrators include Scott Brick and Stephan Rudnicki, although Jim Dale was awesome (Harry Potter series) lol I bet Keifer Sutherland would be good.
I mean, I'm a bit offended you haven't considered James Earl Jones, 'The Most Interesting Man In The World', or Sam Elliot (narrator of the Big Lebowski). My voice is pretty damn sexy, if I do say so myself. Tim, if you're ever in Paris, I'll take you down for a tour through the 'underground' section of the Catacombs. I spend the rest of my time in Sebastopol, Ca. or Baja. You're always welcome for a green tour around my neck o' the woods. Thanks for the motivation, I've always considered you the 'ass master.' You seem to be an ass-kicker of it, and are very good at lighting a fire under one.
Owwww :(. I already have all three of your books man… and the workweek and body audiobooks. Was getting well excited to complete the collection then haha.
Brilliant idea, I think you have to get James Earl Jones Joe Pesci DeNiro Pacino What a fun challenge. Which one do you want me to help with? I would love to try and get someone impossible. I think I am going to go after Pacino. Let me know how to send you the audio or connect him to you. Im not a big twitter guy. Jon.
Love The 4 Hour Body! Looking forward to the 4 Hour Chef. Margaret Atwood is a great reader ( and writer ) and would expand your literary circle. @margaretatwood Spice up the book with accents: Holly Hunter Gerard Depardieu Selma Hayek or Sofia Vegara Keith Urban It will be fun any way you do it! Congrats!
lol. Chuck Norris! No women on there to show your femine, caring side Tim ; How about Nassim Taleb on the assymentrys.
bought 4 presale for family…. hope that's good enough…. cause audio is all i do i believe the norris twitter is @chucknorris
KEVIN CONROY – voice of Batman, reported does not have Twitter account
What if we already purchased all of your books? How do we get the audio book?
Tim Ferriss I think you should read it — no one can tell the story as good as the author. I'm 10x more likely to buy an audiobook if it's read by the author. Since you own all the rights, just grab a Blue Yeti and start reading for an hour every day. Then outsource the rest to be edited, and pop it on ejunkie. You should be done with it in a month. Boom.
Donald Sutherland. And yes, Danny Bhoy.
Peter Coyote is a good narrator.
As an avid audiobook junkie I found that voices that are too unique and strong are a big destruction for consuming content. But, I get a feeling this is more of a publishing promotion angle, so the bigger the voice the better. Why not use Julia Child's voice?
James Earl Jones–Vader style Tom Hanks–Forrest Gump style and with that subtle hint–Iago (from Aladdin)
Please NO Norm MacDonald. But, if you have listened to "The Art of War" narrated by George Guidall and Joe Mantegna you will be glad when George takes over! My vote is for George Guidall! P.S. I too have already purchased all three of your publications for myself and others. Well done!
Benedict Cumberbatch, Patrick Stewart, Avery Brooks, Kathleen Turner, James Earl Jones, William Shatner, Nathan Fillion, Matt Smith, Kate Mulgrew, Michael Emerson, Kevin Conroy, Ian McKellan, Cate Blanchett, Tina Fey, Danny Pudi, Maggie Smith, Wil Wheaton, Jim Parsons, Dennis Haysbert, Judi Dench. Any or all!
Vote for Samuel Jackson! He could do the Lord's Prayer under Meta Learning > Translating: The Grammar of any Language… (As in Jules reciting Ezekiel 25: 17 in Pulp Fiction) : ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmvnXKRfdb8
How about Rich Little? 200 voices for the price of one!
Is this promo just for the 4 Hour body, or will the 4 Hour Chef books work as well like in the last promo?
Alas, I don't think I can find the real Alan Rickman's twitter. Patrick Stewart for sure!
hehe – Gusteau is a winner with my 8-year old 🙂 Great move, hope you succeed to reach out. Probably the coolest blog post I have read today.
It's a cooking book so it definitely should include a few paragraphs by these great musicians : Mikael Akerfeldt Henry Rollins Mike Portnoy and yeah some chefs would be great too : Tony Bourdain Jamie Oliver Nigella Lawson Gordon Ramsay
Tim this is a great example of Jeff Walker's stacking on the cool formula. Add another awesome addition to the offer to make it even more irresistible. Genius
Whoops! LaFontaine is dead, better stick with Gervais 😉
Don LaFontaine died 5 years ago
That's totally OK 🙂
Nope, you're all set. Thanks again!
If we want to get the course that is. 🙂
I second this. Not only is he hilarious, he was the voice of Ratatouille.
Les Brown Tom Cruise Agent Smith from Matrix – Hugo Weaving Stan Lee
That's a golden idea
Absolutely
great one… i first noticed on 24/7 pens caps…. but he has done over a hundred more….
Patrick Stewart would definitely be awesome.
Mike Myers is Canadian! 😉 Scottish ancestry, though, which is why he likes playing those parts so much.
PS Sean Connery, or Darrell Hammond (as Sean Connery from the SNL Celebrity Jeopardy skits).
…and James Earl Jones!
I totally agree! I was coming on to suggest him, myself!
Me: @neilhimself Oh btw do you know Tim Ferris is pining for you to be a narrator for his audio book? Neil: @CelluloidBlonde tell @tferriss that I'm in. You're in.
He can do both his voices! Very good suggestion!!!
No he is not o.o
I'm coming back to China (Shanghai, Guangzhou) in about a week. If you are nearby I can bring you the book at US cost.
That's great, thanks Tim 🙂
Oh BTW, men cry into their phones for my voice. In a good way. You should use me too. [wink]